Golden Ninja Podcast

When RoboCop Battled Zombie Vampires

Shoehorning white guys into existing Asian movies was not the exclusive province of ninja-riffic IFD Films & Arts. When producer ...

How to Make a Hundred Movies (By Adding Ninjas)

1981. This was genesis. Cannon Films’ “Enter the Ninja” was a hot new property, and a tiny distributor in Hong ...

The History of Cinema’s Lamest Superhero

It’s the most cliche superhero origin story in comics: friend of CIA agent gets bitten by radioactive cat. So begins the ...

2 Preposterous “Bloodsport” Rip-Offs

As the ninja boom disappeared back into the shadows in the late ’80s, a buff Belgian stepped in to take ...

8 Hilarious Ninja Commandments

Marguerite Dabaie When cinematic Frankensteins Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho stitched their Crayola ninja footage to action-packed Korean kung fu flicks ...

The Original Camo Ninjas on Garfield Phones

Around here we know a thing or two about ninjas. In particular we’re big fans of the cut-and-paste frankenfilms of Hong ...